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7 days without Pier Pizza makes one weak. 

"Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around." ---Anna Quindlen

"There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.” –Stephen Wright

Pizza Jokes:
Do you know why pizzas shouldn't tell jokes? Because they're really cheesy....

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Q:  Why did the Apatosaurus have the factory for dinner?

A:  Because she was a plant eater!!!

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Q:  What's on an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

A: Launch Meat!

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Q: What does the ghost eat for lunch?

A: A boo-logna sandwich!

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Q:  What has lots of eyes, but can't see?

A: A potato!

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Q. How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste.
:-)
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Q:  Waiter, will my pizza be long?

A:  No, it will be ROUND!

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Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.
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Q:  Why don't monsters eat clowns?
A:  Because they taste FUNNY!
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Q: What did the cannibal order for takeout?

A: Pizza with everyone on it.

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Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A:  Because it saw the salad dressing!

:-) Hahahaha

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Q:  What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
A: Stop goblin your food.
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PIZZA FACTS:

  • Pizza surpassed hamburgers as the #1 meal in 2007.
  • Did you know that you would need over 844,200,000 of Pier Pizza Company’s 18” pizzas placed crust to crust to build a pizza path to the moon?
  • It would take over 87 million 18” pizzas to circle the Earth… BUT only 55 million of our new BIG RHODY 28” pizzas!

PIZZA LINKS, ONLINE GAMES AND PRINTABLES:

Pizza Games Online

Pier Pizza Company * Wakefield * North Kingstown * Warwick 
www.pierpizza.com

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