Pizza
Jokes:
Do you know why pizzas shouldn't tell
jokes? Because they're really cheesy....
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus have the factory
for dinner?
A: Because she
was a plant eater!!!
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Q: What's on an astronaut's favorite
sandwich?
A: Launch Meat!
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Q: What does the ghost eat for lunch?
A: A boo-logna sandwich!
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Q: What has lots of eyes, but can't
see?
A: A potato!
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Q. How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste.
:-)
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Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No, it will be ROUND!
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